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BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD

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OLD BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
IN "TATTOO"

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Wow.

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I feel like
my head stinks.

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What did we do last night?

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I don't know.

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I remember that we received
unemployment checks.

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and we went to a bar
to spend them on beer.

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And I don't remember anything else.

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Me neither.

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It's a mystery.

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And I feel a strange pain
in the chest.

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Did they stab me again?

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IDIOT

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Look at this, I have a tattoo.

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Oh!
Brilliant.

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Yes, what does it say?

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I think it's something like that
like a word.

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Wow, great.

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But what word?

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I will go to the mirror
to try to read it.

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Let's see.

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It's a difficult...

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You can't read, stupid.
Leave it to me.

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Ato-Atoidi?
Atoidi.

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Your tattoo says "Atoidi."

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Atoidi?
But what does it mean?

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I don't know.

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Atoidi.

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It probably means
"big dick."

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Why do you think that?

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Because all my life I thought
that, if I got a tattoo,

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I would say "big dick."

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So it must mean that.
See?

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Hi babe.

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How is it going?

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Look at my atoidi.

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Actually, it's lower down.

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Yes, atoidi.

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One moment,

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let's see if me too
I have a cool tattoo.

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Let's see.

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Look under the breasts.

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Damn, this sucks.

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<i>You were like a
Thunder on the plain

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What kind of music is this?

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I think it's something like that
like country for crybabies.

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Something like that.

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When I see this video,
makes me want

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to pave
the whole place

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to put a
parking.

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Yes, and maybe some
shopping centers.

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What would be good
is putting a stadium

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to cover
those mountains.

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what a waste
of space!

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Yes.

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And this makes me want

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to get closer
to that horse

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in a huge SUV with
the bass at full volume.

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Yes, yes.

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"How's the outdoors now?"

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"Sorry, did I tell you
asthma in your horse?

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It must be the exhaust.

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I will make a roar
little more the engine".

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The suburbs stink.

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Yes, I'm glad that man
kicked their asses.

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This guy says:

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"Do you know what
Do you need, Jesus?

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you need my hat
on your cross."

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"Yes, it looks better that way."

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"Now you are a
honorary cowboy."

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You know, I don't remember.

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what kind of hat
does Jesus use?

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Is it a beret? A headband?

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I think it is
a crown

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made of
barbed wire

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Sure, sure.
It's quite metal.

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And that's nothing.
You don't know how he died.

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That was very metal.

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Oh.

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Well I hope not
the priests find out.

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They don't like metal.

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Yes.

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Look at my new tattoo.

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Mr. Atoidi.

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Look at this, ladies.
Guess what.

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The tattoo doesn't lie.

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Atoidi!

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This sucks.

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Why didn't they make me
a cool tattoo on me?

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I wish I could remember it.

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What's up, losers?

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That's how it is. Read and cry.

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"Idiot".

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That?

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don't force me
to kick your ass.

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I was just reading the tattoo.
He says "idiot."

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It isn't true.
It says "atoidi."

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It says "atoidi", right, Butt-Head?

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Do you want me to read it again?
I already read it yesterday.

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Hang on a minute.
Today it looks different.

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Id... Idiot... Idiot...

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That's right, Butt-Head.
Keep reading.

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He says "idiot", idiot.

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Does he say "idiot" twice?

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One moment.

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Now I remember what happened.

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We went to the place
of tattoos,

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you fainted and I told them

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that they would tattoo you "idiot"
in the chest.

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I'm great.

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Hey, why did you do that,
Butt-Head?

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I feel like an idiot!

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That's why I did it.

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I have to get off
this tattoo, Butt-Head!

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How do I take it off?

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Don't worry, Beavis.
I know just what to do.

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PHARMACY

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Now yes, Beavis.
I'll tell you what I'll do.

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I will put this glue on you
about the tattoo.

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And then, I'll tear off your skin.

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I don't have time for that
Explain everything to me, Butt-Head,

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Just do it!

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Alright.

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Is it going to hurt?

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Yes.

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I'm going to tear off your skin.

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That? Wait.
Why didn't you tell me...?

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Stay still.

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Wait! Enough!

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Damn, Beavis.
You don't even try.

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Damn, Beavis.

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Butt-Head,
the tattoo is still there.

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Is that
what were we doing?

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I had forgotten.

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Damn you got me
to remove this tattoo.

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Because I'm pretty sure
that he says "idiot."

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I can't take it away from you,

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but I could tattoo something on it
to change it.

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Yes, yes, great.
Like a skull or a tank.

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Or maybe a naked dragon
or something like that.

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Yes, yes, great.

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tell me what you want
and I start tattooing.

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Well, yes. Kick ass.
Wait, is it going to hurt?

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Well, something hurts.

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I will not commit
the same error.

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I'm going to get drunk
so that it doesn't hurt me.

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Good idea.

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my friend is ready
for your tattoo, sir.

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How do you want it to be?

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Don't worry,
I'll explain everything to you.

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God.

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What happened last night,
Butt-Head?

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I don't remember anything.

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I do.

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Did they change my tattoo?

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Completely.

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Oh really? Brilliant. What is it?
A demon?

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A werewolf
gutting someone?

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Maybe.

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Look.

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An arrow.

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Well I guess that's it
It's pretty cool.

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Yes I like it.
And there is another bandage.

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Maybe there is
a werewolf below.

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ASS

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Wow. One word.
What does it say?

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He says: "kick ass."

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I already understood.
I kick ass.

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It's great.

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I'll show you
to everyone.

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Thanks, Butt-Head.

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BUTT-HEAD IS GREAT

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If it weren't for you,
I'd still look like an idiot.

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Tattoos are the best.